call to the void?

hey, i’m no monster, i wont charge you for every conversation

got a question? shoot, cow(boy/girl/person)

i love your fanmail, i still reserve my right not to respond

i can only handle so much social interaction but i’m so grateful for your support

FAQs

so what do you do?

i guess, in short, whatever i want.

do it be fartin?

boy oh boy.

i be shiddin

i be fardin

dont be this guy

What makes you different?

nothing, i am but a fool and i claim to know nothing, but i’m told i’m thought provoking.

sometimes that makes people mad?